And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded.

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.

That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks.

Kittens will make your sad go away

John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.

Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.

Start working on whatever you hesitate Because there is an ending to every beginning. When you make it to the end, You will realize the hesitation was a waste of time.

Cynicism does not cause inaction.

Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people i love?

You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?

Women’s status in society has become the standard by which humanity’s progress toward civility and peace can be measured.”-Architects of Peace: Visions of Hope in Words and Images

When, for instance, a highly esteemed professor in his seventies abandons his family and runs off with a young red-headed actress, we know that the gods have claimed another victim.

George Orwell once blamed the demise of the English language on politics. It's quite possible he never read a prospectus.

You cannot talk about winning the war as long as there's killing and destruction on daily basis.

In order to be a really good investor, you need to be a little bit of a philosopher as well.

I get a lot of emails from entrepreneurs. The best ones are short, to the point and include some question and/or the product

Inch by inch, life's a cinch. Yard by yard, life's hard.

I learned so much from Sue about the Xs and Os of the game of basketball.

Communications are better now than in my Vietnam days.

As a ballplayer, you just want to feel respected. I like the way Washington presented the team to me and I feel good about what was being said.