And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

Just be kind to be wise and to be intelligent.

Self-identity is about content not the container that carry the identity, contextual value and not a solo island. It is about conception and not just a birth process.

I have never grown up, but I will never stop growing.

Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Tebow minus Jesus.

Smile your best smile at everyone you see. Think about all the things you have to be thankful for... and smile. The world will smile with you.

Let us make it clear that we will never turn our backs on our steadfast friends in Israel, whose adherence to the democratic way must be admired by all friends of freedom.

You make a choice to make music or be an actor, and people automatically think they can have access to your life.

Some kind of settlement in Kashmir is crucial for both countries [Pakistan and India]. It's also tearing India apart with horrible atrocities in the region which is controlled by Indian armed forces.

Keep up a humble sense of your own faults, and that will make you compassionate to others