And what's the Internet without the rick-roll?

A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows

Most of the good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.

Talk is cheap. Show me the code.

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.

Finnish companies tend to be very traditional, not taking many risks. Silicon Valley is completely different: people here really live on the edge.

Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships.

Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it.

Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.

What commercialism has brought to Linux has been the incentive to make a good distribution that is easy to use and that has all the packaging issues worked out.

Only wimps use tape backup. Real men just upload their important stuff on ftp and let the rest of the world mirror it.

Tucker: Why would you tell me now if it's against the rules?Clara: Because I love you.

The competency of people you mobilize to work with will determine the output you will receive. As a leader, always look for people who buy into your vision.

As worthless as guilt was known to be, he couldn't help feeling it, seeing his wife work herself to exhaustion for a parish tea that would last only two hours.

Being glamorous is about strength and confidence. It's black and white - dramatic. You have to be strong.

There is nothing more common than to find considerations of supply affecting the strategic lines of a campaign and a war.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

I think actors become jacks-of-all-trades and masters of none.

I don't really care about making a big movie - I just want to make good ones.

I was too weak to defend, so I attacked

If you can't, then you must!