And when there are enough outsiders together in one place, a mystic osmosis takes place and you're inside.

People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen

The thought process can never be complete without articulation.

It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.

She couldn't be on his wavelength all the time. That's all. When you could recognize that and deal with it, you were on your way to an adult relationship.

Your first impulse is to share good news, your second is to club someone with it.

You couldn't not like someone who liked the guitar.

His name is Legion. He is the king of nowhere.

Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up.

There’s always a choice. That’s God’s way, always will be. Your will is still free. Do as you will. There’s no set of leg-irons on you. But... this is what God wants of you.

The Son of God is the Saviour.

Life shifting, as life does

Death is her name, Who walks in her garden of fame, And plucks flowers for her lock, Which has the power to ride a flock.

If the rules make such a difference, then it becomes very important who gets to make them.

You are My Mother, the Mother of Mercy, and the consolation of the souls in Purgatory.

Shane Warne's idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand

You have your own culture and your own ways of doing things. I hope Japan continues on this path.

God is as really present in the consecrated Host as He is in the glory of Heaven

I could have a job as a teacher because I like talking in front of people.

There is nothing more influential in a child's life than the moral power of quiet example. For children to take morality seriously they must see adults take morality seriously.