And why does this same God tell me how to raise my children when he had to drown his?

Who can over estimate the progress of the world if all the money wasted in superstition could be used to enlighten, elevate and civilize mankind?

To hate man and worship God seems to be the sum of all the creeds.

The destroyer of weeds, thistles, and thorns is a benefactor whether he soweth grain or not.

Theology is a superstition—Humanity a religion.

Not one of the learned gentlemen who pretend that the Mosaic laws are filled with justice and intelligence, would live, for a moment, in any country where such laws were in force.

Sometimes the things that happen can be changed. Sometimes they cannot. Which time is this?

until he who possesses sapience comes, the one with knowledge shall be the hero

Learning from the past helps to ensure that mistakes are not repeated.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio, a great guy.He endorsed me because I'm the best in immigration. And I think by his definition of the best, it's the best and the toughest.

When I got home, I was trying to figure out how to be home. Like, be home in a sense that had nothing to do with music.

Once I completed the Cube and demonstrated it to my students, I realized it was nearly impossible to put down.

Maybe selflessness was only selfishness on another level.

I don't myself believe in astrology. However, I think that's because I'm a Libra and Libras are always skeptical.

The reality is you've got to be yourself. You've got to be who you are. You've got to be honest with people. If your views change on something, you've got to be willing to express it.

It always comes down to what the crowd buys coming out of your mouth, which differs from one comic to the next.