And with that, I’m going to crawl into bed and try to erase all that has happened today.

You were a pain, then. You still are. You’re just a different kind of pain to me.

You must really love this guy, huh? I mean, to be crying as ugly as you are?

To those who will see, the world waits.

Without moral values, which should begin in Congress, America will lose her roots, her basis, her thesis.

The American mirror, said the voice, the sad American mirror of wealth and poverty and constant useless metamorphosis, the mirror that sails and whose sails are pain.

Woe to the heart that has not loved in youth!

Teachers are the worst. Just shameless about kicking off their rivals.

A person fully awakened to the jewel-like dignity of their own life is capable of truly respecting that same treasure in others.

The way you become happy is by realizing that there is no self. No self at all, not a silly millimeter of self. You don't exist. When you know this, you will be happy.

Exes should never, never go out with or marry other people but should remain celibate to the end of their days in order to provide you with a mental fallback position.

Healthcare costs are rising due to Obamacare.

to write a novel in the heart of London is next to an impossibility. I feel as if I were nailing a flag to the top of a mast in a raging gale.