Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix." Andrea: “Aha. Keep telling yourself that.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.

Love set the soul on spiritual fire.

Love ceases to be a Puzzle the Moment you find the Missing Piece.

You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.

And yet women-good women--frightened me because they eventually wanted your soul, and what was left of mine, I wanted to keep.

None of us alone can save the nation or the world. But each of us can make a positive difference if we commit ourselves to do so. (p. 109)

A life isn't significant except for its impact on others' lives.

Country music has always sort of been country music.

I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.

Oh yeah, our first tour in Europe they wouldn't give me the time off from work.