Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.

I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.

If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.

Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.

I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.

In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.

What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?

I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. They're just bullshit worlds full of bullshit people.

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Power in society is achieved through control of the purse, pen, and politics.

I would like to prove that on TV, everyday lives can be as compelling as the life-styles of the rich and famous. Especially lives that we catch at extraordinary moments.

Are you Lewis Carroll?" Redd asked him.

I'm not defined by what people think of me. My happiness comes from within.

Did I choose you? Did you choose me? And what difference does it make? All that really matters, friend, is that we chose together.

Our true worth doesn't come from the work we do, it comes from who we are as human beings.

Pop music is music that's made more accessible to people. And there's a certain lifestyle and everything that goes with it normally.

Being #‎ IGNORANT is not so much a SHAME, as being UNWILLING to LEARN to do things THE #‎ RIGHT WAY.

Jackson Pollock said once, "I don't really feel that many people in this world are alive." He said, "That's why I like you, Tom. You're alive."