Andy once clipped a magazine article about how black dogs are always the last to be adopted at shelters and, therefore, more likely to be put down. Which is totally Dog Racism, if you ask me.

I don't believe in fashion. I believe in costume. Life is too short to be same person every day.

Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to not make the same mistake twice.

I look at you, and I think about you, and ... I don't know. No one has ever confounded me the way you do.

It's become impossible to deny he means something to me.

Life isn’t about what you get, it’s about what you DO with what you get.

What...what about when I'm married?”“We'll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits.

Cricket Bell.” I smiled into my phone. “How did you get so wise?

Thank you for helping my sister, ” he says.I lean forward, mimicking his position. “I’m happy to.”Calliope leans out her window. “STOP FLIRTING AND GET BACK TO WORK.

So why did he do it?"Cricket rakes a hand through his hair. "For the same reason everyone makes mistakes. He fell in love.

So why did he do it?"Cricket rakes a hand through his hair. "For the same reason everyone makes mistake. He fell in love.

I never believed I will be the Breadwinner in my family, But I give Lord God Almighty Thanks!

I believe in me. And my family does. And Mrs. V. It's the rest of the world I'm not so sure of.

Ours is the country where in order to sell your product you don't so much point out its merits as you first work like hell to sell yourself.

The dances ended, all the fairy train For pinks and daisies search'd the flow'ry plain.

[Industrialism's soon diminishing] capacity to supply human needs could be prevented if men exercised any restraint or foresight in their present frenzied exploitation.

I'd imagine a great date would be to go skiing. Imagine going skiing. Go ski with someone, if they can ski.

Again, I shall be told that the law presumes the husband to be kind, affectionate, and ready to provide for and protect his wife. But what right, I ask, has the law to presume at all on the subject?

That which needs to be proved cannot be worth much.

Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.

It is a fact that you project what you are.