Angel: What's sauerkraut? Max: You don't want it. Trust me.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

How hurtful it can be to deny one's true self and live a life of lies just to appease others.

In learning you will teach, and in teaching you will learn.

The best gift that you could ever give to yourself is unconditional self-love. Life without it is an empty existence.

It's not like I have the most perfect body in the world. I'm a normal girl.

Don't let people tell you your ideas won't work.

We'd all be alot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy.

The mother is the first teacher of the child. The message she gives that child, that child gives to the world.

Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations

No, come to think of it, I don't think the Cure will end, but I can make up an ending if you want me to.