Angels are 'beings of light' and therefore travel at the speed of light.

Angels have a sense of humor...The angels wants us to enjoy life. Have a good laugh at yourself every now and again for taking life seriously. Then take time to laugh with the angels!

Get drunk by drinking the magical beauty and tranquil tonic of nature

Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.

I seldom made an errand to God for another but I got something for myself.

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse.

We need not fear shipwreck when God is the pilot.

You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.

The high road's the only road I know. Let's keep on that way.

Imagine a part of the U.S.A., from which the U.S.A. started - where is the cradle of your history? This is Kosovo for Serbia.

But if I was still trying to be in Guns N' Roses while I wasn't in the band... I wouldn't want to maintain an image like that.

I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.