Anger is wonderful. It keeps you going. I'm angry about bankers. About the government.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Story goes that he wanted many things from one women, and she wanted one thing from many men.

I'd like to go with you, but I wanna stay home with you

This is what I wanted. This guy. This life. This me. I was never getting my old life back, and I didn't care. I was happy. I was safe. I was right where I wanted to be.

Nobody on Earth can tell you how you should live your life. Nobody with any real authority anyway.

The human race will then become one family, and the world will be the dwelling of Rational Men.

If man thinks about his physical or moral state he usually discovers that he is ill.

To choose one's victims, to prepare one's plan minutely, to slake an implacable vengeance, and then to go to bed... There is nothing sweeter in the world.

Drugs? Every one has a choice and I choose not to do drugs.

There's one argument that says we shouldn't be putting these kids on under the age of 16. I think you've got to take it case by case.

Even the wicked get worse than they deserve.