Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny.

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

Can anything good come of a backward way of thinking like judging someone based on skin color? No way.

We're always looking for the backbone, the central idea, and once you have that you know everything can circle around it.

Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way you can break the ice.

You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.

Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

I think that the job of art and culture is to jump on that time and realize that it's there and to push it just a little bit faster.

The brightest light casts the darkest shadow.

Complexes can be the feelings of guilt, a victim complex, and fear of failure, criticism, poverty, and loneliness, loss of love, success, insecurity, denial, and low self-esteem

An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.

I still think that, in a way, I can't get past half my childhood dogmas.

Tolerance - the function of an extinguished ardor - tolerance cannot seduce the young.

For as long as you remember me, I am never entirely lost.

Positano bites deep. It is a dream place that isn’t quite real when you are there and becomes beckoningly real after you have gone.

to not act is a choice too

I realised I'd never climb Everest but thought I could still write a book

Brave men die in battle.