Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

What a difference having a friend makes.

When a problem threatens to engulf you, there's nothing like irrelevant detail to keep your head above water.

Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well.

Photography as a fad is well-nigh on its last legs, thanks principally to the bicycle craze.

It is time for a new compact among the civilized peoples of this world to eradicate war at its most fundamental source: the corruption of young minds by violent ideology.

While people who are enlightened are worthy of respect, to put them on a pedestal is a mistake. To undervalue them is also a mistake.

For my part, I do not much believe in the predilections of boyhood.

Whoever is not satisfied with Christ alone, strives after something beyond absolute perfection.

A knowledge of combinations is the foundation of positional chess.

Buy stocks where the outlook is not good.