Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

You think I'm not a goddess? Try me. This is a torch song. Touch me and you'll burn.

Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole thing. It covers a lot of territory, country music does.

The more you rely on what you need, the more you become that which you rely on.

I could tell you my adventures—beginning from this morning,” said Alice a little timidly; “but it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Our children are not going to be just 'our children' - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren.

I think it's important that we don't all have to hold our heads high all the time saying everything's fine.

As honest as you could expect a man to be in a world where it's out of style.

Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery - it's plagiarism.

True popularity comes from acts of kindness rather than acts of stupidity.

My smile is my favorite part of my body. I think a smile can make your whole body. I want women to know that it's ok. That you can be whatever size you are and be beautiful inside and out.

I've done so much stuff and it's all so different.