Another day. Get up and face it.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

I was born Muslim, my parents are Muslim, I am Bosnian. I cannot be anything else.

Is it O.K. that I speak in English? The only thing I know in Dutch is how to order pot.

It all happened so fast. Someone slammed the brakes and there was no way to go, just straight into it.

I do not believe in God; his existence has been disproved by Science. But in the concentration camp, I learned to believe in men.

Microsoft is still not a black belt.

It doesn't make me very happy to be on my computer all the time. I've never been drawn to that world.

It takes four private-sector jobs to support every public-sector employee.

I don't have to make a point. I'm George Bush. I'm the president. I built that arena, so I don't have to make a point.

To my knowledge, no progressive educator has ever suggested that children didn't need to know the "mere facts" about the contributions of African Americans to our society.

A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.