Another of these strong silent men. The world is full of us.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

The fear of God is the beginning of knowledge.

Well, I once recall an old master sergeant once telling me that NCOs look after the men so that officers can figure out how to get them killed. That's the difference between maintenance and command.

You're the most beautiful and delightful moon in my sky.

You always have a choice. Destiny deals you your hand and what you do with the cards is up to you

God without Christ is no God.

Personally I am very much against the death penalty for several reasons.

Advertising people who ignore research are as dangerous as generals who ignore decodes of enemy signals.

I'm very deliberate and I love Excel spreadsheets and I love five-year plans and all that. So it felt really fun to play someone so incredibly different from myself.

It's so crazy with the Internet and being able to play shows to people who are actually interested in you. I feel so lucky when that happens.

My mom was at every single game I played as a kid, rain or shine