Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away.

I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.

I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, picture-hanging man. I don't care if he takes prescription drugs for cholesterol or hair loss.

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

I have a thick skin, which comes from being a not-really-skinny, dark-skinned Indian woman. I haven’t fit in every place, and so I’m kind of used to resistance.

I, like most women, I dress for other women, I think. If I was going to dress for men, I think in general I would be just wearing, like, a fitted black T-shirt and tight jeans every day.

If you are going to ask your crush for their phone number, you are one of the small group of women I am so jealous of.

Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.

There's the psychotic ambitious side of myself that wants a fashion line and my own network and be like a combination of Oprah and Gwen Stefani. And have a perfume. Definitely a perfume.

Right now, I'm hankering for new adventures... Ninety percent of the time I'm having romantic-comedy fantasies in which I'm wearing little pencil skirts and hurrying down to the subway.

Am I on your mind or out of my mind

Judgement comes from experience, and great judgement comes from bad experience.

But, number one, I think traditional noir doesn't work in contemporary storytelling because we don't live in that world anymore

Time goes by so fast and worry is really wasted time and energy.

The most effective way to live in the flow of the timeless is meditation.

I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.

We have great managers who havent spent a day in management school. Do we have great surgeons that havent spent a day in surgical school?

For me, something dangerous would be playing thebabe in a huge studio film. That would be terrifying because I'dstink... I want to explore human beings on as deep a level as I can.

I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.

I am stopping so I can be a full time father to my two young sons on a daily basis.