Answers make you wise, but questions make you human.

I think a man can have two, maybe three, affairs while he is married. But three is the absolute maximum. After that, you're cheating.

Pacifists are like sheep who believe that wolves are vegetarians.

God, why didn't you make Woman first - when you were fresh?

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.

You must never give in to fear.

Happiness requires the ultimate sacrifice: to give up one's unhappiness.

Ezra Pound - idiosyncrasy on a monument.

'Immortals' was very much a martial arts based training program - a lot of body weight stuff, very little in the way of actually lifting heavy weights, and a very, very low calorie diet.

When an artist deserts to the side of the angels, it is the most odious of treasons.

Never be afraid to stop traffic.

I've had so many insecurities, and am still getting over a lot.

You don't drive an economy by consuming - the consumer is not the engine, the consumer is the caboose.

America is a wonderful country! I mean it! No honest writer would challenge that statement! The human comedy never runs out of material! it never lets you down!