Any blockhead can arrange a sublet. All I ever wanted was to support myself on art.

It is tragic that Howard Hughes had to die to prove that he was alive.

People don't buy lady art.

Nobody could paint eyes like El Greco and nobody can paint eyes like Walter Keane.

It is worth it to leave behing my minor life for grander maybes-Miles "Pudge

So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes.

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom

I'm the guy who puts projects together.

We need not join the mad rush to purchase an earthly fallout shelter. God is our eternal fallout shelter. From Strength to Love, 1963

My dog, Puffy. The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera.

Never before has a civilization reached such a degree of a contempt for life; never before has a generation, drowned in mortification, felt such a rage to live.

Time to go inward, man, I hope I have the nerve, to take inventory of the causes that I serve.

If not excellence, what? If not excellence now, when?

You can't allow everybody in London to know that the undead exist.