Any celebrity that goes on Twitter and spouts off, as if we should care what they say, is opening himself or herself up to ridicule by anyone else.

Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag.

Someone on the internet referred to me as 'that horrible little man who's replacing Rob Lowe', which is hurtful, because I think of myself as a delightful little man.

I think if you stand me up next to Rob Lowe, it's like we represent two different species.

Talent helps, but it won't take you as far as ambition.

so dangerously beautiful but you will not dare to ask her or tell her how you feel love hurts in the worst ways

I'm encouraged because you pick up any food magazine and there's two or three recipes involving Indian spices.

If we were to wipe out insects alone on this planet, the rest of life and humanity with it would mostly disappear from the land. Within a few months.

Those 3,000 jobs in Sioux Falls, based on our population back then in Sioux Falls, would have taken 300,000 jobs in New York City to equal it at Citibank.

I was the life and she was the soul of every party.

Our thinking absolutely affects the physical body.

The proper man understands equity, the small man profits.

All great works of art are trophies of victorious struggle.

There are too many good comic book writers out there. I'd rather remain a fanboy.