Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

The functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.

The whisper of the dusk is night shedding its husk.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.

Sometimes there is no darker place than our thoughts, the moonless midnight of the mind.

You're nobody's rainbow. You're nobody's princess. You're nobody's doorway but your own, and the only one who gets to tell you how your story ends is you.

Toppling sounds like it jumped from a tall building and landed gracefully on is g.

You are as powerful as your thoughts.

Always be accountable. Forgive and let go.

Irresponsibility breeds irresponsibility. The finances of government are so central. You'd think that would be pretty obvious.

In Cancún, I felt like I had walked into an American teen movie.

Without law or compulsion, men would dwell in harmony.

It seems a little bit like the home of the U.S. Open in the States. For all the venues of the U.S. Open this is more synonymous for the U.S. Open than any other one.

I'm not willing to risk more terrorist plots succeeding and more paedophiles going free.

All that is real is seen with the heart.