Any fool can make something complicated. It takes a genius to make it simple.

Take it easy, but take it.

This machine kills fascists.

I know the police cause you troubleThey cause trouble everywhereBut when you die and go to heavenYou find no policeman there

Now as through this world I ramble I see lots of funny men Some rob you with a six gun Some with a fountain pen.

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

I like computers. It's the first time that I am endorsing a computer brand. I am very computer savvy, so this is certainly up my ally.

I take a lot of flak from the counter-establishment for selling out.

I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.

What the banker sighs for, the meanest clown may have-leisure and a quiet mind.

The goal of spiritual life is not altered states, but altered traits

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

I'm a lucky boy. Never wanted for anything; new tracksuit, new pair of football boots. I had a happy childhood.

We do but learn to-day what our better advanced judgements will unteach us tomorrow.