Any girl that's got a $500,000 table and $5 shoes, I'm in love with.

I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak.

There are portions of Malibu that are very remote; it's like living in the country somewhere.

I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank.

I feel like we were married from the moment we sat down there.

Right, oh, yeah, Happy 9/11! Celebrate the day, right?

I started out with this dream of being a director and doing cinematography and bought my first film camera at 15.

I almost became a music major, but somehow I was so enthralled with the camera and becoming a director that I stuck with film school and theatrics.

I think you can have a whole terrific, smart career as a second and third banana and work more and have much less risk than the lead guy. But I like being the lead guy.

The fact is, I am in my third marriage and I do not believe in divorce. But I was half the problem, I guarantee you. More than half the problem. I couldn't negotiate with the other women.

There was never a great genius without a touch of madness.

Fear not your flame as you flood your caverns with firelight.

I love everything about the holidays: the decorations, the parties, and spending time with friends and family. What I love most is that feeling of giving back. Every bit counts.

I liked myself better when I wasnt me.

As a character, you're working within the realm of what's on the [script] page.

I'm in the business where I can't ever say there's no risk associated with someone.

Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted?

I don't think age is an ugly process. I think age is a beautiful thing. I love wrinkles. I don't like falling down. If I just wrinkle, I may not touch. If I fall down, I'll lift up.

I'm a capitalist but one who is smallist and localist, and who favours businesses where owners are still in charge.