Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

A true leader is a servant.

Every second you think meaningless, makes your minutes less productive and take you hours behind

Without anarchy, there would be chaos.

Being a mother has been my greatest teacher and also the most self-sacrificing thing I've ever done.

Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them.

As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

Our wishes never seem so little desirable as when on the verge of accomplishment; we draw back instinctively, they look so different from what we expected.

The Senate is a place filled with goodwill and good intentions, and if the road to hell is paved with them, then it's a pretty good detour.

Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.

There are so many reactions to art that make sense to me - but 'ick' means something.