Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.

If UEFA will not embrace video technology, then we need two more officials behind the goals to help the referee.

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.

You know, I was a community activist, so I'm used to standing out in front of an elected official's office and protesting.

The manufacture of wax candles was another important branch of business in the nunnery.

Lovers always believe one another's sleight-of-hand tricks.

I mean, we're always trying to evaluate and tweak things and get better.

The secret to failing isn't failing; the secret to failing is failing forward.

There is only one boss. The customer.

If you'd see my schedule, you'd know I have no time to slow down.