Any idiot can put up a website.

So in the sweltering heat of a July night, I sang a Christmas carol to a room full of fae, who had been driven out of their homelands by Christians and their cold-iron swords.

Damn it, " I said. "I don't suppose you have any ideas on how to kill Littleton."He smiled at me, his teeth very white in the darkness of his face. "Eat him, " he said.

You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?” “Mmm, ” I said. “I give up. What's the use of having a man in the house?

I am obsessed with not being obsessed with acquiring material things.

Art gives people a reason to be alive.

I have rarely seen the government do anything that was effective.

When you receive Christ into your heart, He cannot be taken away from you!

When doctors describe pain as experiencing "discomfort," it's like saying Hiroshima experienced "urban renewal".

When I compare myself, my being-myself, with anything else whatever, all things alike, all in the same degree, rebuff me with blank unlikeness.

The people cannot delegate to government the power to do anything which would be unlawful for them to do themselves.

I'm passionate about the game of football.

As a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy.

Work at first rescues us, then ravages us.