Any job ends up with stress, and certainly there's always a deadline looming when you work in TV. It's sort of constant.

I drew when I was very, very young. My mom kept stuff I drew when I was 2 and a half years old, because it looked like, you know, like a jaguar as opposed to a cheetah.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

If you want a lot of visual humor, the way to do it is have visual people do it.

Our rule is: If it makes the parent laugh, and the kid asks why, that can't be an uncomfortable conversation.

So I just always drew. But never took that as a career path. I ended up in the computer business, and found myself as the vice president of sales and marketing for a computer accessories company.

I started drawing in first grade. Because the kid next to me was drawing, and I remember thinking: I want to be able to do that!

No one was normal, not really.

A life without books is like body without a soul.

Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.

The only exercise I get is on the stage. If I didn't get that, I'd get a little round around the tummy, as much as I eat.

In this league, experience means a lot.

He frowns. "A dance with the carnivorous Felicity? Why? Has she eaten all the other available gentlemen?

I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal.

As chaste as unsunned snow.