Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

If you can love one person, you can love everyone.

You get something, if you do something

Oh God, my stomach must have won a medal- it's doing a lap of honour now.

Our internationalism is the driver of our nationalism.

Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.

Get up and get moving. Follow me!

I became depressed and I cut my self with scissors and stuff.

[Tyranny is] to compel men not to think as they do, to compel men to express thoughts that are not their own.

The chief cause of our misery is less the violence of our passions than the feebleness of our virtues.

There was a time when I had all the answers. My real growth began when I discovered that the questions to which I had the answers were not the important questions.