Any man that can't find what he is looking for in a thousand women is really looking for a boy.

Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks.

Practical wisdom, " Aristotle told us, "is the combination of moral will and moral skill.

The subconscious mind is aware of the many worlds unfolding in each moment.

Behind every successful fortune there is a crime.

We don’t see the life after life as it truly is, because in our eyes it conforms to our mechanics of nature.

Science has faith. We make postulates. We can't prove those postulates, but we have faith in them.

[Howard Hughes ] approached filmmaking like he approached all of his inventiveness - it gave him an opportunity to make a name for himself in the world.

ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.

We’re all tourists, sort of. Life is tourism, sort of. As far as I’m concerned, the dinosaurs still hold the lease on this godforsaken rock.

Can't step from one movie set to the next. Only Samuel L. Jackson can do that. All us mere mortals can't do that!

I'd like to see you move up to the goat class, where I think you belong.