Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

While spirituality provides an efficient and endless fuel for your mind and body, you must burn that fuel with human action towards your goals, dreams, and desires.

We should not feel embarrassed by our difficulties, only by our failure to grow anything beautiful from them.

I love being in the ocean. I love the unpredictability of it- size of wave, animals you see, etc.

The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week.

The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.

In nearly every case, trying to lead everyone results in leading no one in particular.

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines things.

If you think of paying court to the men in power, your eternal ruin is assured.

I oppose the attempts of homosexual activists to treat homosexual activity as a civil right to be protected and promoted by the government.

Recollect your thoughts don't get caught up in the mix ,cause the media is full of dirty tricks.