Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Dreaming isn't bad for you but not doing anything to craft your dream is.

Luck is manufactured in the factory of GOD only. So no reason for believing only GOD and not LUCK.

Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow.

I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?" "A regrettable choice of words," muttered Magnus.

We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.

I feel so lucky that I've been on shows that have been by and large critically acclaimed and that audiences like it.

Me and my band, we love playing live, and I think it shows. We have one of the better live shows in the state, and I think it's because we just love playing live.

You're either a missionary or a mission field.

You are the strongest argument, yet, against cloning.

I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.