Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us.

We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.

Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about things.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

Age is not specified by years, but how you feel and right now I am 99 year old

Secular progressivism, which attempts to remove God from the public square, is not consistent with the principles that established the USA.

As an actor, we are, in a way, a mirror of other people.

If you aren't happy with yourself, find a way to be victorious over yourself.

I've done Graham Norton's show three times now. He tackles taboos and subject matter that wouldn't make it past the censors in the States

The only reason for mastering technique is to make sure the body does not prevent the soul from expressing itself.

We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why our goal is to screw up as fast as possible.

Working for peace in the future is to work for peace in the present moment.

Clear intentions and clear purpose begets clear results.

Had I to carve an inscription on my tombstone I would ask for none other than "The Individual."