Any place is good for eavesdropping, if you know how to eavesdrop.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.

Life is a joyful journey.

As long as you keep your mind fully focused on the brighter side of your life, those who wish for your downfall, would only be wasting their time and energy in vain.

Go forth and preach impostures to the world, But give them truth to build on.

A reform is a correction of abuses; a revolution is a transfer of power.

Never discuss Scientology with the critic. Just discuss his or her crimes, known and unknown.

Fools multiply when wise men are silent.

I write in American slang.

It seems to me the charm of etching is the glimmering through of the white paper even in the shadows so that almost everything sparkles or suggest sparkles.

We must have a spirit of power towards the enemy, a spirit of love towards men, and a spirit of self-control towards ourselves.