Any problem can be made clearer with a picture, and any picture can be created using the same set of tools and rules.

Don't be sad because it's over. Be happy because you can start over.

Time is the most precious element of human existence. The successful person knows how to put energy into time and how to draw success from time.

He who has not forgiven an enemy has never yet tasted one of the most sublime enjoyments of life.

If you're going to kill yourself just do me one favor: say it was because of my act. Can you do that? I need the press.

Canada kills any conversation quick, I learned long ago. It's a little trick of mine.

I’m pleased to offer analysis of public policy and politics to the millions of Americans who get their news from Fox.

Stress is not caused by your busy life or challenging circumstances, it's simply the result of an imbalance between silence and activity.

I think no matter what you do you can't please everybody. You have to ask yourself, "Did I do what I set out to do?"

I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.

My body is an avatar.