Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

The personal life deeply lived always expands into truths beyond itself.

I will turn human anatomy into roses and stars and sea. I will dissect the beloveds body in metaphor.

A living entity becomes aware of his Spiritual Identity and becomes aware of the Supreme Personality of Godhead only when he comes accross a Sprititual Teacher.

I think that the presidency really brings out the best in a lot of people.

Become a creative thinking detective! Ask probing questions. There is no such thing as a wasted question.

The world has never yet seen a truly great and virtuous nation, because in the degradation of women, the very fountains of life are poisoned at their source.

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

When I quit all these things and said I didn't have any time, I meant I didn't have any time.

I’ve died and gone to heaven

There is a phenomenal amount of pressure on women in this industry: they are considered vintage by the time they hit their mid-30s.