Any story about revenge is ultimately a story about forgiveness, redemption, or the futility of revenge.

I don't always expect good from people. I always expect the bad and I am pleasantly surprised when they are nice.

I go to movies and concerts and stuff - that's why I think all my money would be gone if I weren't working because I just keep spending it, on that, and CDs, and I don't know.

I'm not much of an actor, I'm realizing.

I feel lucky to be doing TV right now because I get another chance every day.

Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh.

Here's what we'll do. We're going to keep you at the end of our fishing line. And if you ever need anything, you just give a little tug and we'll reel you back in.

New York is a sucked orange.

Time in the turning-over of days works change for better or worse.

The only thing I can't do is hear. I can drive, I have a life with four kids, I work on TV, I do movies, so the deafness question, is it that they want to know because, what? Not sure.

You can't be a jerk in order to be a good writer.

A witch is a person who hath conference with the Devil to consult with him or to do some act.

The fear of God kills all other fears.

Where misunderstanding serves others as an advantage, one is helpless to make oneself understood.

An expert gives an objective view. He gives his own view.

It's a great time to book vacation travel for the winter, .. After the first of the year, airplanes are empty, resorts are empty, and they are very excited to get early bookings.