Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Without being an independent individual, without having an independent mind, you become nothing more than a trivial slave or an obscure shadow!

The idea of having faith in Jesus has come to be totally isolated from being his apprentice and learning how to do what he said.

Elise?" He looked at her with a pleading, puppy-dog expression in his eyes."Yes?""I love you.

Peace of mind is that mental condition in which you have accepted the worst.

The strides of humanity are slow, they can only be counted in centuries.

You may believe you're an excellent rider," he called, "but there are a score of Temujai back there who actually are.

If property had simply pleasures, we could stand it; but its duties make it unbearable. In the interest of the rich we must get rid of it.

This is misguided and toxic and ultimately subverts the contagious spread of Jesus' message of love, peace, forgiveness and joy that our world desperately needs to hear.

Realization of God cannot be achieved without ecstatic love for Him.

I feel like finding the balance is the struggle with making music in general.