Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute by minute, but I honor my commitment to stay sober.

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy.

The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with my favorite book. Well, actually it was a magazine.

You're my friend, Danny. You understand? There's no debt between friends."Maybe it's just that the debt gets so high you stop counting it.

We needed to go back on the offense and offer clear leadership on Iraq.

When people have peace, they hate it and long for excitement, and when they have excitement, they want peace.

When you hit a wall find ways to go under and over, but never give up.

They's making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse.

At the time of death, whatever you have focused on the most will determine your next life.

I don't think it's possible to write a good play or paint a good picture and be a good Republican.

Well Microsoft really does develop some really interesting technology.

Never opt for change simply to leave something you don't like. Change works best when you go toward something, even if it is the unknown.

A profile, a look, a voice, can capture a heart in no time at all.