Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

What you gain here, you lose on the other side.

Every discussion with a girl is an argument, and when you think you are right suddenly you realize that your trapped.

I've realized that being happy is a choice.

Apocalypse is the eye of a needle, through which we pass into a different world.

Employee engagement is an investment we make for the privilege of staying in business.

Now that we were alone,i was self-conscious and cranky again.Why had i wanted to stay?if i had been programmed to want to be with dylan,heads were gonna roll,i promise you that.

A clever man without wisdom is like a beautiful flower without fragrance.

Resentments are hardened chunks of anger. They loosen up and dissolve with forgiveness and letting go.

To be really happy and really safe, one ought to have at least two or three hobbies, and they must all be real.