Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Above all else, tragedy requires the finest appreciation by the writer of cause and effect.

You know, I'm fairly intelligent, but I don't think my grades reflected that.

Neoclassical economics insists that advertising cannot force consumers to buy anything they don't already want to buy.

Good Old Socialism ... Raping The Pocketbooks Of The Rich To Give To The Poor.

Of all "rights" which command attention at the present time among us, woman's rights seem to take precedence.

It's amazing what you can accomplish when you know you have to hit the ground running.

You were born not to be just fine

Bod was thrilled. He imagined a future in which he could read everything, in which all stories could be opened and discovered.

Two thongs don't make a right.

I love recording lines. It's like being an actor without having to really act.