Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

When all you have is the memory of a thing, all you can think about is how the thing is gone.

Nothing like a bit of flattery to grease the wheels.

If you are losing faith in human nature, go out and watch a marathon.

But I also realize that winning doesn't always mean getting first place

Love is the beginning of the journey, its end, and the journey itself.

I'm a personal type of person. I'll speak when I have something to say, not 'cause someone just wants to know something.

I really think everything is fair game.

Discipline trains you to put up with disappointments, every rose has a thorn.

Capitalism doesn't consider morality. It considers profitability.