Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself and I have no idea what I'm talking about.' That would be a French basher.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

The question must be asked: have we been the beneficiaries or the victims of our education?

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.

Progress not perfection... you can't be perfect everything... but you can gain progress on a daily basis.

Sometimes when persons say definitely it sounds actually less true.

Bridges are meant for burning, when the people and memories they join aren't the same.

The fullness of Joy is to behold God in everything.

My dream has become a reality now, and it's the best feeling I've ever had.

The God of Quran is trying to unskin Muslims from their humanity. Muslims are good people. But their God is absolutely bad.

Those terrifying verbal jungles called laws are simply such directives, accumulated, codified, and systematized through the centuries.

Possibly the greatest waste in life is the gap between what you are and what you could become.