Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'

Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends - they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.

What a tiresome place America would be if freedom meant we all had to think alike or be the same color or wear the same gray flannel suit! That road leads to the conformity of the graveyard!

News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

Life is a short walk. There is so little time and so much living to achieve.

My fight is not for racial sameness but for racial equality and against racial prejudice and discrimination.

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.

Everything we see in the world is the creative work of women.

If you are ignorant of God’s Word, you will always be ignorant of God’s will.

We were ten feet away when we triggered the First Law of Percy Jackson

Everything comes to an end, only objects are left to pine in the dark.

Virtue is insufficient temptation.

The question of painting is bound up with epistemology, with the engagement of the viewer, with what the viewer may learn.

I look for something that grabs me and that's heartfelt, and that's coming from a good place. I want to work with good actors and with directors that I can learn from.

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.

I remember that coming to America was scary for me because everything here is just bigger, better, shinier, you know?