Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

I celebrate life with holy thanks.

My mother spoke to me this morning, she told me that my father is beginning to think of suitors for me to marry.

Unlicensed, illegal immigrants are the safest drivers on the road.

There were momentary visitations. I was a visitor, not an inhabitant. I think I say that at the beginning of the book: "I have made visits to the earth in my body, but it's always been as a visitor."

One horse-laugh is worth ten-thousand syllogisms.

Any fool can destroy trees. They cannot run away; and if they could, they would still be destroyed-chased and hunted down as long as fun or a dollar could be got of their bark hides.

All artists are egotistical maniacs with inferiority complexes.

A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.

The easiest rationalization for the refusal to seek the truth is the denial that truth exists.

You can live in the world of myth and be taken seriously.