Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Some people feel love in their hearts, Julie. Some of us feel it all way into our souls. We're the ones who can't forget.

I hope you still dream when your eyes aint closed." -song:"As I Walk

Technology is destructive only in the hands of people who do not realize that they are one and the same process as the universe.

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things.

An impact is like a punch it may hurt put it passes.

Another method of eating burning coals employs small balls of burned cotton in a dish of burning alcohol.

I would love to be in Kansas.

Beware of what you do best; its bound to be a trap.

Marry first, and love will come after is a shocking assertion; since a thousand things may happen to make the state but barely tolerable, when it is entered into with mutual affection.

In the Vedic Calender, the year 2013 is said to be the year of Victory. Victory of the Good over Bad.It is said to begin in the end of march.