Anybody who is a fan of any team is going to recognize themselves in this.

Don't ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now; don't wait until you're 'successful,' because honestly, I was as happy when we were unemployed and scrounging around for a buck.

You can't control the way people are going to describe you.

Everything's a lot easier when you work with someone you know just about as well as you know yourself.

With all of my films if I get one bad review and a bunch of good reviews the bad one is the only one that will stay with me, which really sucks!

There is a point you can definitely lose the audience and sometimes you don't know where it is.

I know guys. I know the way they think.

The guy I've never worked with that is pissing me off is Tom Hanks. I want to work with Tom Hanks more than anyone.

To the critics: You always complain that Hollywood never gives you new stuff, and then when you get it, you flip out. Lighten up.

If I was not allowed to mention that I was in the film industry, I could go six months without getting a kiss.

Movie 43 is about the hardest R Rated comedy ever.

Are not couturiers the poets who, from year to year, from strophe to strophe, write the anthem of the feminine body?

I meet people who are in movies, and the stuff that they write is terrible, but nobody tells them that because they're famous. So I worry that my stuff might be like that, too.

Don't express your ideas too clearly. Most people think little of what they understand, and venerate what they do not.

Thank you for answering the call to be teachers. Thank you for the enduring impression you've made in the lives you have touched.

In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior.

The conscience is more wise than science.

Passion is a huge prerequisite to winning. It makes you willing to jump through hoops, go through all the ups and downs and everything in between to reach your goal.

I learned that people are much more game to mock their own personas than you would think.

Welcome to the last 900 years of my life.

Losers have tons of variety. Champions just take pride in learning to hit the same old boring winning shots.