Anybody who is thinking of applying for the Scotland job in the next eight or nine years should go get themselves checked out by about 15 psychiatrists.

You cannot afford to rely on history, you have to make it.

The best thing for them to do (Ireland) is to stay at 0-0 until they score the goal.

I don't think I'll ever calm down. I'm afraid that's me. Honestly, I'll just take one massive big 'woof' and I shall be gone. Heart - gone!

I felt that we couldn't win the game. It was absolutely shocking.

Disaster is around the corner. It is, it's lurking, it's incredibly negative. Am I thinking about the bad times ahead? Jesus, no. I've got to remain positive, I'm going to fight this negativity!

My youth coach told me he'd got these two great 15-year-olds. I told him I don't want to know, because by the time they're 18 I'll be dead.

Ken Bates is a football cretin.

Just when you feel like hauling him off and strangling hin, he gets some goal out of nowhere.

I think Ashley Young is world class, Id put him in a bracket with Lionel Messi and Ronaldo

Neil Lennon wasn't sent off for scoring a goal, and that's what annoys me

...we are our flaws, but they don't have to define us as either good or evil.

But he drank a lot. When love dies, he told me, there are no survivors.

I must destroy everybody that comes in front of me. I must execute them and I must do it in grand style. I must slay Robert Allen like I must slay De La Hoya or anybody else that steps in that ring.

According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind us of what we already know.

Fiction is my home, I came from fiction, I like to tell stories.

Now at last I know why I was brought here and what I have to do.

Parents do not own their children. They have no ‘natural right’ to control their education fully.

Yes, I'm a small, emaciated teenage girl who struts around fighting vampires in earrings they would rip out of my ears and shove up my —

The world gets better as soon as people start doing exactly what they're great at.