Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

Gratitude changes us.

What you do [to provide better aid is] you shut up. You never arrive in a community with any ideas.

Serenity and inner beauty come when we wait upon God. "Waiting" like that is not merely wasting time.

There are places where it is easy to see, places of illumination, where one moves into illumined states of attention.

I'm a person that works off of music. I let the music dictate the direction.

Once the government becomes the supplier of people's needs, there is no limit to the needs that will be claimed as a basic right.

Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer?

The greatest drawback in making pictures is the fact that film makers have to eat.

Nuclear war would really set back cable.

How use doth breed a habit in a man.