Anyone can write a specification, but if nobody implements it, what is it but a particularly dry form of science fiction.

Things that are impossible just take longer.

Do not wait until you are rich before you start working for the Lord

The adversary would keep us busily engaged in a multitude of trivial things in an effort to keep us distracted from the few vital things that make all the difference.

I can make more generals, but horses cost money.

I decided I like that mode. It's how I think - it's my voice. I like being funny and sad at the same time, or funny and disturbing at the same time. It's my natural voice.

Before thou reprehend another, take heed thou art not culpable in what thou goest about to reprehend. He that cleanses a blot with blotted fingers makes a greater blur.

People screw me over with words, so I screw them over with songs.

We must prepare the ground for creativity. And if this also gives rise later to success in the economic sense, success in terms of Euros and Cents, this will by no means reduce my joy.

Bread is a celebration.

I was dressed up as a witch for Halloween, and wanted to write a story about my black cat before I went out trick-or-treating. I think it went out with the trash the next day.

One half of me is yours, the other half is yours, Mine own, I would say; but if mine, then yours, And so all yours.